Miffy: I took the liberty of sort of...putting this together and doing some edit type things...let me know what you think about it.
Brynger and Libby-Anne were at it again. The two could not agree a thing. If one said left, the other was sure it was right. You get the idea. They had signed up for a three-hour tour on this blasted fishing boat and now the darn thing was sinking. It was just Brynger's luck. She would be stuck on some desert island with that horrid girl next door, Libby-Anne. What was even worse was that she had only brought a two-week supply of makeup and evening gowns! Now Libby-Anne was hanging on to that odd little Professor and just hoping in her sickeningly sweet way that "they'd all come out okay in the end!"
Miffigan and the Skipper fought valiantly, but eventually the S.S. Steven Roberstsonson went the way of the Edmund Fitzgerald. (However, Gordon Lightfoot did not immortalize it in song.) The seven somewhat unlucky passengers soon found themselves on the shores of an uncharted desert isle. Its name was Bongo Bongo and it was actually a major trading port for the local tribes of the area. However, the passengers and crew of the S. S. Steven Robertsonson did not know this and we are certainly not going to be the ones to tell them, now are we?
As the stranded travelers struggled to save their possessions from the sinking ship, a lone Warrior watched them from a top a high hill. His name was Dagrakaoogaooga, Warrior Chief and he was treated with a mixture of both fear and respect in these parts for he commanded a fierce band of Programmable Cannibalistic Flying Blue Pixies. If this were a TV show, the producers would spend a lot of money on this sequence, sweeping soundtrack and all. However, since this is a low budget text production you get this instead:
"Soon new food will be mine! Fly pixies, fly!" commanded the Warrior Chief as he raised his magical remote high into the air. The castaways did not know (but they should have) that this remote was the key to Dagrakaoogaooga's power. With it, he could control the wind and the waves, the sun and the moon, the pixies and his VCR. Wait. Wrong remote. He programmed the VCR by hand. There are a few things that even magic will not help. Cackling like a crazed fan girl, the Warrior Chief led his pixies off the hill and back into their lair. They had spent many moons trying to think up a reasonable name for this lair, as "The Deep, Dark, Scary Cave of Dagrakaoogaooga" just was not working. They had finally settled on the name "Dagrakaoogaooga's Bat Cave" when a few very nice men in suits from the Warner Brothers copyright office came to see them. The nice men informed the Warrior Chief that his cave name was in violation of copyright code 6.888493, 23933./99994s8i3. He promptly told the suited men to stuff it, and ate their brains for breakfast. However, the Warrior Chief was a stickler for the rules, and after he had cleaned up the dishes, he changed the lair's name to Mr. Boo Head’s House of Pain. Hopefully this name, lame as it was, would stick for a while.
Meanwhile, back at the farm, the castaways were busy setting up Marvelous Places to Live (on a stranded traveler’s budget). Miffigan and Captain AD were making do with a small two-room hut on the edge of the forest, as were Libby-Anne and the ridiculous number of fuzzy creatures she'd adopted in the five minutes since we last say her. On the other hand, Brynger had constructed, or rather gotten the boys to construct for her, a beautiful palatial mansion made entirely of coconut shells. It had four bedrooms, a sitting room and indoor plumbing. Spoiled movie star. The *Couple* were now living in a simple, but elegant, three room hut with a nice composite roof and a fireplace. Of course, said fireplace did not comply with the local fire codes, but then again...what were the local fire codes? For that matter, where was the fire marshal? Now I am sure many of you are wondering "But but what about Professor Oddleyous?" Well dearest darling Professor Oddleyous, using his many and varied Professorly skills, had built a house the likes of which had never been seen before. It was big, it was purple and it had all the comforts of home including a super fast cable modem. Needless to say, his house soon became the place to be and the homes of the other castaways fell into disrepair.
Later that Day:
Somewhere on the other side of the island, we find Stupid Head wandering around, aimlessly and dangerously close to Dagrakaoogaooga’s lair. Suddenly, the terrifying band of programmable cannibalistic flying blue pixies surrounds Stupid Head. However, Stupid Head had no clue what these pixies were and simply screamed into the isolated wilderness. The programmable cannibalistic flying blue pixies captured her and took her back to Dagrakaoogaooga’s lair, where he was waiting for them so he could start the brain sucking initiation. Without going into the gory details (because I couldn't be stuffed explaining it), lets just say that Dagrakaoogaooga was enjoying a meal of Stupid Head brains (whether or not this is a good idea, time will tell) and his band of programmable cannibalistic flying blue pixies were finishing off the remains of Stupid Head.
Then because of a chemical imbalance in the brains of Stupid Head, Dagrakaoogaooga was reduced to a blithering fangirl existence for a few days. In those few days, he managed to leave the island and get the autograph of every famous person known to man. Ever. (See we told you it was not a very good idea) Thank the higher powers that be for magical remotes.
Now they had been on this unknown island for a week, when a few unexplained events started to occur. MIffigan was walking along the beach when a coconut fell and hit her smack bang on the head! A coconut falling on ones head is not unusual when there are many coconut trees around. It is unusual, however, to be struck in the head with a coconut when there are no trees around. This however, did not seem strange to MIffigan, and she kept walking on as if nothing strange had happened to her.
Professor Oddleyous was right behind her and had noticed the strange occurrence. He ran up to MIffigan and said “MIffigan, did you notice that you were struck in the head with a coconut just then?” MIffigan replied, “Of course I did, and I think you would notice being struck in the head with a coconut, so why ask that question?” Professor Oddleyous looked bemused by her answer, but continued. “MIffigan, did you notice that there was no coconut tree around when you were hit in the head?” With this, it seemed like a light bulb had just hit MIffigan in the head at the speed of sound and that light bulb had just switched on. “Umm no, I didn’t Professor. Do you need a tree for a coconut to fall and hit you on the head?” Professor Oddleyous, could not believe his ears, and shook his head. “Geezer, you’ve have had one to many coconuts hit you on the head.” They continued to walk along the beach silently, heading back to the camp. Occasionally the Professor was heard muttering about the sand and how annoying he found it.
Upon their return to the camp, the Professor made a profound statement to the six other castaways. “D00d, I have just witnessed something quite bizarro! Can I ask, how many of you geezers have been hit in the head with coconuts while not standing underneath a coconut tree?” Each of them looked at each other, then AD the Skipper, raised her hand, so did the couple Ferretlass and Quark, Brynger and Libby-Anne also nodded, MIffigan did the same. Quark stood up and said, “By George, I think the Professor is right!” Upon hearing this news, Brynger faints. Libby-Anne just thought this was for attentions and stood there and huffed. The Professor, Quark and the Skipper all ran to her aid and helped her into one of the chairs that were beside her. The Professor started to speak again “There is one more thing that needs to be mentioned. I saw how the coconuts managed to hit people. It seemed to me geezers, that the creatures that did this were indeed blue flying pixies.” Everyone gasped in reaction to the news that was just heard. Brynger faints a second time, luckily this time she is already in the chair.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Island, well their bit of the Island, Dagrakaoogaooga is hatching his plan to steal the brains of the seven castaways for his own mysterious uses. “The pixies, they are the key to the success of this plan. I will program my band of programmable cannibalistic flying blue pixies to do my bidding Mwahahahaha, then I shall have their brains!!” he mutters to himself. Nearby a super chicken named Robert the Bruce and a gorilla named Steve were listening to what Dagrakaoogaooga had to say. Why they hang about together, and what that get up to when they are doing it remains a mystery. They do know however, that Dagrakaoogaooga is up to no good, and that they must warn the seven castaways about the impending danger. The sound of an evil cackle could still be heard in the distance!
What doom will Dagrakaoogaooga inflict upon the stranded travelers? Do the seven castaways realise that their supposedly ‘remote’ island is indeed inhabited? Do they know that they are in grave danger from Dagrakaoogaooga’s band of programmable cannibalistic flying blue pixies? Do they know that they are quite bizarre folk?
Stay tuned when the next episode becomes known, well just read under this bit and you will see the rest… Huzzah!
So when we left our brave castaways, they were still in shock over the news that Professor Oddleyous had told the group. The news was, that they were not alone on this so called ‘deserted’ island. To top it off, there were strange flying pixies around, carrying coconuts in their tiny arms, which seemed like trying to hit the castaways with them on the head. While the castaways continued to try to understand what the blue flying pixies plan was, they again were not alone.
You ask, what else could be on the island that the castaways did not know about. In the bushes there is a rather odd couple just sitting there, not talking, not moving, they are just there.This rather odd couple however, where not of the human kind. Instead, one was of the Super Chicken variety, aptly named Robert the Bruce and the other was a Gorilla named Steve, who was most likely owned by someone named Mischa. Anyway, while they were sitting in the bushes, minding their own business they hear a loud screech coming from just beyond where they are sitting. They moved out from the bushes and as they started walking, they felt a terrible thud and fell to the ground. They recover just in time to see what had hit them. I was a person who had a bucket type hat on her head. This was a rather interesting coincidence, as MIffigan is also known around the parts as Bucket or Y, a Bucket!
Upon seeing the odd couple, MIffigan runs back to the campsite, along the way tripping over possessed coconuts and random trees, one time passing out but in the end MIffigan reached the came. Mind you, the distance was only about 15 or so meters but it took MIffigan about 20 minutes to get there, with all the falling and tripping and the occasional fainting.
TBC at some point in time. There is more, just when that more will happen I do not know.
While Miffigan was busing making her way back to the camp, Libby-Anne had slipped away to make daisy chains by the seashore. No one noticed their sudden lack of sunshiny cheerfulness until after Miffigan finished explaining herself. Truth be told, they were rather glad that the constant calls for "group hugs!” had stopped. Nevertheless, as annoying as Libby-Anne was, she was still one of them. A search party was formed almost immediately (Brynger had to change shoes) and the hunt was on. The castaways soon realized that Libby-Anne had all but vanished. They began to fear the worst. Perhaps she had been carried off by those coconut-dropping pixies. In their haste, they overlooked one essential fact. When Libby-Anne disappeared, she had been at the beach, well out of range of the pixies. There were also two sets of footprints leading away from where she had been sitting making her daisy chains. To the trained eye, it would almost appear that Libby-Anne had gone away under her own free will. In fact, Libby-Anne had gone away freely. She encountered Dagrakaoogaooga at the beach. It was one of his days off, so he was selling sea shells by the sea shore to the tourists.
There are a few...transistiony type things that need to be done, but other than that, so far so good....